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Nuclear Cialis For The Kimster?

"I'll trade my nukes for a night of partying with Lindsay Lohan."

I feel like making a crazy prediction.

Remember how North Korea's L'il Kim launched some dud missiles on the Fourth of July? I have a feeling he wasn't entirely satisfied with that fizzle. The world is still paying attention to Iran's Mullahs and not to the Pompadoured Potentate, and L'il Kim, like Glenn Close, will not be ignored.

So here's my prediction: Kim Jong Il will detonate a nuclear weapon in an above-ground test on . . . September 11th.

If I'm right, it was simple brilliance. If I'm wrong, I was drunk when I wrote this.

This entry was posted by Michael Reynolds, on Thursday, August 24, 2006. You can leave your response.

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