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BREAKING: Feline Dogs.

MSNBC is live on a police shooting in Lakeland, Florida. Rita Cosby is anchoring.

I have a message for Rita. Rita? If you say "canine dogs" in referring to the police dogs at the scene one more time I will drive to RDU airport, fly to New Jersey, grab a cab or a limo to MSNBC headquarters, go in and personally spank yor chubby butt.

Canine dogs. At least six times so far by my count. Canine dogs.

Rita, unless there's relish, mustard and onions involved, there's no other type of dog.

This entry was posted by Michael Reynolds, on Thursday, September 28, 2006. You can leave your response.

“BREAKING: Feline Dogs.”

  1. Blogger Howlin' Hobbit Says:
    2:32 AM  

    Perhaps she is referring to the dog half of a police K9 unit? It is still redundant and she should maybe go to "K9 units".

    But that wouldn't be near as fun as watching the on-air spanking on YouTube.
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