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Screwing With The 'Bot


I write the words "busboy" and "Trailways" in a post and suddenly all my Google ads are about buses. I hate buses.

So let's try something different: RitzCarlton. Four Seasons. Peninsula. Patek Phillipe. Armani. Piaget. Rolls Royce. Mercedes Benz. Lexus. BMW. Bentley. Dom Perignon. Chateau Lafite.

Try that out, Google robot.

Oh, and high-priced call girl. What the hell.

This entry was posted by Michael Reynolds, on Tuesday, September 05, 2006. You can leave your response.

“Screwing With The 'Bot”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous Says:
    10:49 PM  

    Splitting my gut laughing! I would get sealing wax ads. So I changed the blurb to "winged pigs" and foiled the bots.

    But now Google Ads doesn't work with Beta Blogger, so I'm ad free for the time being.
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