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Careful Analysis of the Bush Speech.

General Petraeus said . . .
General Petraeus implied . . .
General Petraeus holds . . .
General Petraeus told us . . .
General Petraeus agrees . . .
General Petraeus expostulates . . .
General Petraeus nods . . .
General Petraeus wonders . . .
General Petraeus winks . . .
General Petraeus smiles and . . .
General Petraeus flutters his lashes then . . .
General Petraeus forms a dimple because . . .
General Petraeus is my bestest friend and . . .
General Petraeus says I'm the Decider but . . .
General Petraeus is just being nice 'cause . . .
General Petraeus is polite or maybe . . .
General Petraeus doesn't want everyone to blame . . .
General Petraeus for this fucked up war after all . . .
General Petraeus didn't shit on the rug . . .
General Petraeus is just the guy stuck cleaning up after . . .
General Petraeus' Commander-in-Chief.

“Careful Analysis of the Bush Speech.”

  1. Blogger Unknown Says:

    Delete [Petraeus] Insert [Jesus]. Works just as well, for most.