iTorture.
Egypt. Our ally.
"I've found out that I'm allowed to take my iPod," he said cheerfully. "This is progress in the Mubarak era. Yes, they do torture you in your cell, but they allow you to listen to your iPod!"
12:22 PM
An ally of necessity and convenience. There are still relatively few countries in the world that are genuinely free.
9:56 AM
In other words, with friends like these...it still beats the crap out of our enemies. Literally.