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Resistance Is Futile. But Fun.

It's the skinny black dude versus the stocky white chick in the Clash of the Titans! Yay! Fight, fight, fight! And don't forget the Human Haircut. Okay, do forget the Haircut, and let's focus on the contendahs: in this corner, Barack "Too Cool for School" Obama, and in the winning corner, Hillary "The Borg Queen" Clinton.

Big Democratic debate on MSNBC tonight. Obambi threatens to go all medieval on Hillary. I suspect that's a bit like me threatening to open a can of whup-ass on this guy in his prime. But we'll see.

Anyway, free for the taking, here are a couple of snaps for the candidates:

For Obama:

Are we really going to trade Bushes and Clintons? Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Does that mean for the next round it will be Jenna vs. Chelsea?

Senator Clinton wants to cure our health care woes. It's only fair: her inept handling of the issue is what killed health care reform the last time and left us where we are today. She's been the cause, now she wants to be the cure.

For Hillary:

Gosh, everyone's having so much fun criticizing me it almost makes me want to join in.

So, I'm being criticized by all eight Republicans. And now I'm being criticized by all seven Democrats. Hmmm. Fifteen men to take on one woman. That sounds about right.

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  1. Blogger Randal Rogers Says:

    Fifteen men to take on one woman. That sounds about right.

    ROFL! Sounds about right. She wouldn't dare... but it would be a great cip if she did.

  2. Anonymous Kevin Says:

    "Fifteen men to take on one woman." Something tells me that'll put you in some interesting company on a google search.

  3. Blogger Callimachus Says:

    Please! "Statuesque."

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