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Helpful Definitions.

Puberty: the point at which you realize this is not a song about cars.

I got a brand new car
And I like to drive real hard
I got a brand new car
And I'm feeling good so far

Take her on the highway for a little spin
I want to see the kind of shape she's in
And I got a brand new star

Jack her up baby, go on, open the hood
I want to check if her oil smells good
Mmmm...smells like caviar
Give her some stick
Push her too far
Right to the brink

Hear the motor running
Yeah, she's right in synch
Tell me if she's thirsty
Would she like a drink
And I'm stopping at this bar

Slinky like a panther
You can hear her purr
Touch her on the seat
Go on, feel the fur
And I got a brand new star
Feel the juice
Foot to the floor
Take some abuse

I got a brand new car
And I drive her in the dark
And I got a brand new car
I think I'll stop and park

(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

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  1. Blogger Pastor_Jeff Says:

    Same goes for about 3/4 of ZZ Top's output.

  2. Blogger reader_iam Says:

    One of my more prudish friends back in the day used to go around singing "Pearl Necklace." It was a toss-up as to what was harder, listening with a straight face or trying to explain what the song was about.

    In the end, it was the former.

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