So unemployment is at a 14 year high.
GM is operating shredders around the clock in a frantic effort to rid itself of every last dollar it has.
Bankers won't lend money because they aren't stupid enough to trust a bunch of idiot bankers like themselves.
We're trapped in two interminable wars.
The stock market is relocating from Wall Street to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Our highways and bridges would embarrass Zimbabwe, our airports actually predate the Wright Brothers, we're so far in debt that our Morlock and Eloi descendants are already broke, and Osama Bin Laden is still alive.
Man. I sure hope the Democrats don't fuck things up.