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Don't Marry Smart

So, I'm flirting with a P.F. Chang's waitress. She's somewhat (30 years) younger than I am and looks like a younger Lisa Edelstein. Which is harmless fun. Unless you make the mistake of doing it while your wife is with you. Because if you do that, your wife waits until just the right moment and says, "So, Michael: how are the hemorrhoids?"

I laughed for about half an hour. One of many reasons I love my wife.

“Don't Marry Smart”

  1. Blogger Ruth Anne Adams Says:

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  2. Blogger Ruth Anne Adams Says:

    Scratch that. It's 2009. Live and let live, I say!

  3. Blogger amba Says:

    Y'mean . . . do marry smart.

  4. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    It's smart to marry someone who makes you laugh! :) Tiph

  5. Blogger Snow White Says:

    Damn, don't you just LOVE smart women??? Payback from smart ones is always rough. ;-)