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Saturday, April 05, 2008 by Michael Reynolds

de·ca·thect [dee-kuh-thekt]
to withdraw one's feelings of attachment from (a person, idea, or object), as in anticipation of a future loss: He decathected from her in order to cope with her impending death.
A philosophy professor named Koestenbaum taught me the concept. Never has abstract philosophical concept found a more receptive mind. Decathexis in order to achieve a state of presuppositionlessness. Unlearn in order to learn. Rinse and repeat.

That's my family room in the picture. What's left of it. I've emptied the top floor, aside from a few sticks of furniture the movers will take. I've emptied the second floor, aside from beds, a few chests, and the clothing that will go into suitcases.

Habitat for Humanity has taken a bunch of stuff. The movers have made a preliminary bleed-off to the storage locker. We've fed the library so many books they know me by name. Clothing and toys going out now.

What's left is concentrated in the family room. See that pile? 70% my wife's stuff. 20% my son's stuff. 7% my daughter's stuff. And a token amount is mine.

Yes. I rule in the non-acquisition contest. I don't like having stuff. When I was 16 I swore I would never reach the point where I couldn't load my stuff into a backpack and hit the road. I haven't managed to keep that promise. But if you set aside my late, lamented Benz, there are few objects I care about. Throw it out. Throw it all out, load the last few vital things into a backpack, and hit the road, man.

We're within 30 days of leaving for our year (or more) abroad in Italy. The trigger has been pulled. Visas obtained. Money wired. House emptied. Carpet replaced. Paint touched up. For Sale sign goes up in a week.

I'm sure I've mentioned on half a dozen occasions that I've moved a lot. Somewhere between 40 and 60 homes in my 53 years. Just in the town of Crockett, California I had three different homes. Nope, four. In the DC area, I've lived in what, half a dozen homes? Three in France. Three in Minneapolis. Just one in Chicago: man, that was weird.

I've moved a lot, a consequence of being an Army brat and then adopting the lifestyle. I cathect reluctantly and shallowly, decathect quickly and completely. In the old days I'd be gone before anyone knew I was leaving. No good-byes, no big deal, I am outta there. Out uh there.

It's a slower process now, with kids. They cathect, even if I don't. And because they cathect, we are drawn into a web of human contacts we would otherwise avoid. (Yes, I switched to plural. Yes, I know I did it.) There are actually people to whome we need to say "good-bye" here in Chapel Hill. Neighbors, semi-friends, friends of the kids, teachers.

I should come up with a name for this end stage. It's the stage where I start thinking, "This yogurt won't expire until we're gone."

"I don't think I'll need any more paper towel."

"That's the last time I'll see that guy."

I won't pretend there's not a faint whiff of betrayal about it all. And pleasure in the betrayal. I used to like being the kid who left, when I was young. Yeah, you suckers have to stay here in Bellflower, New Orleans, Royan, Rochefort, Niceville (yes, that's a real place,) Newport News, Alexandria, and so on and on and on, but me? I am outta here. So loooong, losers. I pitied the ones who had to stay. I still do.

Roots? No. Not in a place, at least. I carry my roots with me. Movable roots: the wife, the kids, the career. My roots fit in four airline seats.

I'm doing the countdown. How many more times do I have to drive the boy to school? How many more trips to Harris Teeter? Am I done with Southern Season, yet? Is this my last time in Raleigh, Durham, downtown Chapel Hill?

I love it. But it's an unsettling feeling, too. I worry as I cut the cords, one by one. Too much imagination. It's how I make my living but man, when you're living your life it can kind of torture you, just a bit. Worry and decathect, worry and decathect, and worry more if I don't decathect. Because cathexis with one place is death in my mind. Which means, if I'm keeping track, that I'm worrying about taking the steps that I see as rejuvenating and life-affirming. But hell, I'd be worrying if I weren't cutting those ties.

And if you can follow that paragraph, then wow, kudos.

I made a deal with my son to smoke only one cigar a week. So I have made my final Chapel Hill (Durham, if you want to get technical) cigar purchase. Soon I will make my last fill-up at the BP. My last drive up 15/501. My last time hunting for parking at RDU airport, except, oh shit, I won't be parking, will I? I'll be taking the final cab ride.

Notice how my language sounds faintly elegiac? Final this and last that. Like I'm dying? Death before rebirth. That's the fun of decathexis: you empty out, so that you can fill up again. Emptying out creates anxiety. Filling up -- especially on pizza, pasta, gelato and Super Tuscans -- is cool.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008 by Michael Reynolds

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A Colt, A Skull, a Needle and a Knife.

by Michael Reynolds

Amba's 's tagged me with a meme. I probably should do it since I'm in a dark, gloomy, pissy mood. But fuck it. He said darkly. Also gloomily.

1. Link to the person who tagged you.

2. Post the rules here.

3. Share 7 random or weird facts about yourself.

  • I once accidentally fired a .45 automatic in the same room as my girlfriend, best friend and sister. I blew a hole in the floor. One of a handful of things that still give me cold sweats thinking back. I got rid of the gun in exchange for an SLR camera.
  • You know how when people lose a limb they have phantom pain? The sensation that the limb is still there? Since going to the full Lex Luthor I've had phantom hair. I still put my head down carefully on a pillow, you know, to conform with the way my former hair no longer lies.
  • Sometimes, I miss waiting tables. It's not just the weed, the sex, the booze, the adrenalin rush of being deep in the weeds, the late nights and later mornings, and the complete lack of responsibility. It's . . . okay, mostly it's those things.
  • Many, many years ago I got so drunk that for a brief time, perhaps 5 minutes, I was the best friend of the town drunk in Praia da Vittoria on Terceira in the Azores. Shortly afterward I was the victim of an unprovoked assault by a cobblestone street. I couldn't drink Scotch for a decade. I still don't want to see the Johnny Walker logo.
  • I have a deep fear and hatred of needles. Hated them when I was a kid. Still hate them.
  • Used to have a fear of artificial limbs. Now I think they're kind of cool.
  • I was once seconds away from stabbing a guy with a chef's knife. An enraged drunk kicking in my door, threatening to kill me, so it would have been legitimate self-defense. Just as he was lunging and I was doing the knife reveal, he rammed his arm through a plate glass window, severed an artery and almost bled to death before we could get him to the hospital. On what he thought was his death bed, he explained why, exactly, he hated me. That's when I bought the gun. See #1 above.
Tag some other poor suckers. Mostly because I think it will annoy each of them for different reasons:

Chris Hallquist
Transplanted Lawyer
The Queen of all Evil

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